Monday, August 13, 2007

Anthology to a cuss - A sonnet, a quatrain and manners of morons

Sonnet Bayonnette
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Cruel it seems, as I lay in a twisted bridled knot
Ardurous and flaming is the mood of my mane
And deep, I seep into the chambers of focussed thought
Furrowing down the dirty narrow streets of insane

Victims of plethora and forbearers of unquarantined disease
The populace of the world, a many, eke out a shrill moan
For they fall short, stealthily bargain a devil's premise
Then can they dare dream grieve for grievances forgone

But the child in thy buds with grace and sheer delight
Light there is, at the end of pathways of frightened poles
The tide of hope ebbs through hearts in life's twilight
Generous masters of faith semble what charity doles

All rise, all rise for the dawn of new world approaches
Apocalypse is time sharks are seperated from roaches



Quatrain of sorts
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As I convulse in gripping joy of ripping flippants

Being the t(T)udor of England you are not spared for

Cobblestones of thy joy ploy sly opponent's derision

Dwindling chances of victimising wisdom vaporize in thin air


Welcome Gate to Morons
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Its the mere hate I rejoice having, or for your averageness, that makes me write on the manners you morons excel in flaunting. The sonnet and the four lines do not mean anything to you but I wisely have used them because it escapes your crass minds. Phelgmatic are your views because you cannot face action and stand by the storm. Squabbling souls of yours make up the sum total of all choas in the universe. You are the prefects of all confused places of the world.

Firstly, you are not a distinct individual - not that you don't take over the reins of some hapless pygmies. You are residing parasitically in every creation called, lovingly, as humans. You tamper, finger, screw with the base ethics of an evolving mind and make it mediocre. You mother the mothers of mothers who make mothers for the wannabe mothers. You are a disease called paralytic somnambulism which divulges nothing but morphs the character to restrained ethos.

Hey human, breathe easy. For you do having some saving grace. You can evolve and rise from the ashes......

Thoughts of the writer are personal and to be taken as his view of things

Friday, August 3, 2007

Sow cheap, so cheap....... Seeds of real estate b(l)oom

A picturesque Village of flowing streams, lazy duck ponds with happy fishes swimming, untended snake-like virgin roads and the usual hoop-laa of activity... So far so good...

But bam, the scene is dejectedly effaced. So much of destruction, motors ripping the bosom of the village apart and mood of hustle bustle changes from green to greens of people's greed. I am not talking of apocalypse, for it would be shamed like a three year old discovering what shame is when his nappies fall down displaying his teenie-weenie, his fuck thingy in full frontal. Thats called development, dear - due compliments, the real estate boom. I am not against development or nor am I a self-professed communist but this agony is ripping me and my purse?

Greedy hawks, fancying themselves as the harbingers of glass-case cities, 700 lane roads and concrete jungles, are the new angels of doom and not boom. A tiny shit piece of land, colored by loose-bowelled yesteryears makes you count. Course of action for success - I take Tom out, rob Harry, stab Paul but am I really feeding Jim? OK, let me Indianize it for ethnic touch- I take Trilokchand out, rob Harikishan, stab Padmanabh but am I really feeding Jaishankar? Nah.... In fact, I, the Greedy hawk, am feeding and fending myself while fingering all the others. I get richer, I get popular while the costs escalate around me and land, the sojourn, Almighty has created for us in the eternal travel of the soul is at the behest of nobody but me.

Importantly, look at my favorite rabbits a.k.a clients - the baggy pant toting, cranberry colada sipping not-required Indians (NRIs for short); the elite Eye-Tea (eyesore IT) guys - Author's Comment : Will get to you in the near future mafakkars; the néowe rich who just made it to the top of the ladder by stamping their bulging egos on lesser mortals. But do you have the means? Are you the used car salesmen from Texas who found the accidental oil-well? Hmmm..... None of you three fetal shits fill the slots for my actual clients - though you rabbits are the 10 % business ensuring 100% margins. Me, the hawk, will create a feel that you are a lesser macho if you miss the boom. Honey, the money is not green but black. Even the golfing greens are powered by black.

Morale - Amoral
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Get realistic. You don't need that extra house, a galaxy away from the place of current comfort. You don't need to jack up the prices and your egos to make you feel like a man (Women included as well - pussies). I know that you cannot climb Everest. But, buying a million dollar house is answering your insatiable spirit. Live easy and let live. Hold on... Live free or Die Hard (loved the title of the movie and the movie as well)

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

And the lid blows off......... Presidential Parody

Exposition
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Power, seemingly, lies not at the feet of a unary source but at the backyard of a power lobby led by a wily gardener. For, the floral oasis which springs out because of the powerful, benefits the collective lot . The reason rulers become thee is always clear like a lotus in a mud pond. The must-haves muscle out the should-haves. The vicars do a magical act to make the Protestants disappear. The deserveds are doomed and the puppies rule the roost.

A President of a unflapped nation needs to be elected in a responsible, moral fashion and not to prove that you are better than your depleted neighbor. Inject some sense into yourselves guys. Try, Ghengis Khan and his power struggle....

Opening and Act I
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16BC
The good shepherd, not the God we normally talk of but his son, takes care of the herd in a consequential manner sharing his daily words of wisdom with the sheep he tends to - not withstanding his limited intelligence. The poor little sheep, lovelorn and rarely straying from the line, make his life easier. This kind of mutual love is born out of necessity. Messaih ruled and rules because people are sheep and sheep are people.

Act II
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1999~2000...The President of the world's most powerful democracy, the little spooky loser of a guy born out of a scheming yet a powerful father. Papa ensures that the President becomes a President by a razor thin margin of a chad...... Dad and Chad did rhyme this time.... There is some brotherly intevention as well. So, much for parental control, aint it? God, the big man up there, must be laughing his ass off seeing that the devil is winning. What else can he do?

Interlude
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"Bye..... Bye, Ms. American pie........." What the fuck happened in 2000 years? Where are the sheep and who is the shepherd? Nothing in fact changed. The shepherd is now a snake charmer but the sheep still remain the sheep. Meek, confused, belittled.

Act III and Final
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2007.... Witness the curtains fall on one of the decent presidents of the world's largest democracy, a perverse aversion clouds sound judgement. Foxes, wolves, goons call the shots as to who will be the next lamb imbibing the mantle of being the first citizen of a remote controlled, rubber stamp nation. Morons elect a President while uncermoniously exiting the long haired one, wise he is as people proclaim. Happy are the feminists(do you have a point anytime?), spidery regional lords and asslickers (Oh!!! We have a party full of them) for they have delivered their roles in full spirit. All lessons learnt, all promises to be kept dissolve in the labyrinth - thanks to the insipid views of the slingers who throw earth at each other.

What remains??
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When the highest post in the country is up for grabs by disrespecting the whole fabric of decency, when a woman president makes it to the top because she is a woman and a madam likes her, when a good one is sent home without a question, when an ageing leader who in his senile years still yearns for the seat of comfort....... in fact nothing remains.

But I have stood up atleast. Thats not a bad beginning

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Seven Wonders of the World - Eulogy to a number

I wonder a lot about the new wonders of the world - not the mere number but the hype surrounding them. Why the fuck do we need a modest seven? Are the most beautiful things in the world numbered and rated? How can you compare beauty of the flowing stream with the eternal sunshine? Libran attitudes do not apply everywhere. Look at the following list :

The Great Wall, China
Petra, Jordan
Christ Redeemer, Brazil
Machu Picchu, Peru
Chichen Itza, Mexico
The Roman Colosseum, Italy
The Taj Mahal, India

Amazing Structures brought to us by amazing engineering skills, is what I see. No questions asked. Cheers!!! Horrah!!! But who decides which one should figure in the list - the two cent pea-brained people whose primary job of purposeful existance is fidgeting around with their computers and cell phones to press that red button which makes their life calmer because the neighbourhood heritage site is listed? And the unmalleable parody - date selected to list out the elite seven - 07-07-07. Gives me a total recall of the story of the 5 blind men (I am not too sure of the number, but I dont care) and the elephant - Each part of the elephant, a fancy thing I purport in my blind fucking mind. Get the big picture, you blind idiots.

Years thickened with learning that the seven wonders start with Pyramids of Egypt.Oh, its an ancient wonder now and eeks, Sorry!!!! I am not interested.... Oh I am sorry duddheads, beauty ceases to be auty after a while. Is this what you mean?